Five years? How much work does her relationship need?
Now that Adele has once again found love with her new British man Simon Konecki, the singer says she isn’t going to rush back into making music, because that’s how she ruined her last relationship.
“I am f-cking off for four or five years,” admits Adele, “If I am constantly working, my relationships fail. So at least now I can have enough time to write a happy record and be in love and be happy.”
Boooo, nobody wants a “happy record!” “Happy records” don’t win Grammys! “Happy records” don’t inspire SNL parodies! Doesn’t she know this!?!?
Although Adele is taking off 5 years to “be in love,” other than that she doesn’t know what she’ll do during those 5 years.
“I don’t know what I’ll do. Get married. Have some kids. Plant a nice vegetable patch,” admits Adele.
Let me just say that Rihanna would NEVER!
Adele admits she’s a bit of a drama queen when in relationships.
“I love a bit of drama. That’s a bad thing. I can flip really quickly. I am not bipolar, but I go from, ‘Oh, my God, I love you’ to ‘Get the f-ck out of my house!’ really quickly,” admits Adele.
Uhhh, did you know that Adele is bat sh-t insane? I’m starting to understand why her last relationship didn’t work.
Though Adele admits that she’s not that crazy all the time.
“The good things: I am attentive. I will do anything for my man. I am a good cook. I’m funny. I always want to have sex – Well, most girls don’t!” admits Adele.