Aerosmith, the side project of American Idol judge Steven Tyler (lol, just kidding, don’t be mad at me people-who-listen-to-music!)
Aerosmith is going back on tour this summer for the first time in three years! I assumed these guys had all moved on to solo music projects or are living normal non-rockstar lives like having adult kids and living in places like Arizona.
Anyways, it’s called the Global Warming Tour, because uhh, it’s melting a hole in the o-zone, because these guys are so hot!
They guys will be performing with another throwback band, Cheap Trick, and kick off the tour in Minneapolis on June 16th and wrap up the 19-date tour in August in Tacoma, Washington.
Lead Singer Steven Tyler revealed some details about the summer tour, stating, “The old Aerosmith is back with a new vengeance, and we will kick your ass and make out with your mothers.”
Our mothers!? Eat your heart out, Mommy Bloggers.
Tickets go on sale on March 30th, make sure to tell your moms.
June 16: Minneapolis, MN Target Center
June 19: Cleveland, OH Quicken Loans Arena
June 22: Chicago, IL United Center
June 27: Toronto, ON Air Canada Centre
July 1: Uniondale, NY Nassau Coliseum
July 3: Bristow, VA Jiffy Lube Live
July 5: Detroit, MI The Palace of Auburn Hills
July 7: Milwaukee, WI Marcus Amphitheater, Summerfest
July 17: Boston, MA TD Garden
July 21: Philadelphia, PA Wells Fargo Center
July 24: East Rutherford, NJ IZOD Center
July 26: Atlanta, GA Philips Arena
July 28: Dallas, TX American Airlines Center
July 30: Houston, TX Toyota Center
August 1: Denver, CO Pepsi Center
August 4: Oakland, CA Oracle Arena
August 6: Los Angeles, CA Hollywood Bowl
August 8: Tacoma, WA Tacoma Dome