Aerosmith Announces US Summer Tour Dates

March 28, 2012 By:
Aerosmith Announces US Summer Tour Dates

Aerosmith, the side project of American Idol judge Steven Tyler (lol, just kidding, don’t be mad at me people-who-listen-to-music!)

Aerosmith is going back on tour this summer for the first time in three years! I assumed these guys had all moved on to solo music projects or are living normal non-rockstar lives like having adult kids and living in places like Arizona.

Anyways, it’s called the Global Warming Tour, because uhh, it’s melting a hole in the o-zone, because these guys are so hot!

They guys will be performing with another throwback band, Cheap Trick, and kick off the tour in Minneapolis on June 16th and wrap up the 19-date tour in August in Tacoma, Washington.

Lead Singer Steven Tyler revealed some details about the summer tour, stating, “The old Aerosmith is back with a new vengeance, and we will kick your ass and make out with your mothers.”

Our mothers!? Eat your heart out, Mommy Bloggers.

Tickets go on sale on March 30th, make sure to tell your moms.

June 16: Minneapolis, MN Target Center

June 19: Cleveland, OH Quicken Loans Arena

June 22: Chicago, IL United Center

June 27: Toronto, ON Air Canada Centre

July 1: Uniondale, NY Nassau Coliseum

July 3: Bristow, VA Jiffy Lube Live

July 5: Detroit, MI The Palace of Auburn Hills

July 7: Milwaukee, WI Marcus Amphitheater, Summerfest

July 17: Boston, MA TD Garden

July 21: Philadelphia, PA Wells Fargo Center

July 24: East Rutherford, NJ IZOD Center

July 26: Atlanta, GA Philips Arena

July 28: Dallas, TX American Airlines Center

July 30: Houston, TX Toyota Center

August 1: Denver, CO Pepsi Center

August 4: Oakland, CA Oracle Arena

August 6: Los Angeles, CA Hollywood Bowl

August 8: Tacoma, WA Tacoma Dome