Amy Winehouse Escapes Rehab Again

June 3, 2011 By:
Amy Winehouse Escapes Rehab Again

Poor Amy Winehouse, homegirl is a wreck.

Winehouse has checked into rehab again and left after one week. She checked into London’s The Priory rehab center so she could “be ready for performances in Europe this summer and decided to seek an assessment.”

She then checked out of rehab a week later so she could prepare for her summer tour.

So, she checked in because she wants to be ready for her tour and then she checked out for the very same reason? Girl, make up two excuses at least.

She will reportedly continue to be treated as an outpatient. Please do. You need it.

Winehouse surprised onlookers when on her way to check herself into rehab she downed a miniature bottle of Smirnoff vodka. What? Everyone knows it’s not relapse if it’s a miniature bottle!

Winehouse went to rehab this time at the request of her father and her current boyfriend, Reg Traviss. However, Winehouse has been in and out of rehab for years; Jan 2008, June 2009, March 2010, and June 2010 have all been failed attempts to try and sober up.

Like serial daters, Winehouse is a serial rehabber. Is that a word?

Don’t let Lindsay Lohan and Amy Winehouse ever hang out. They’ll get lunch, meet up for drinks, check into rehab, and check out of rehab, meet up for more drinks.