Axl Rose Teams Up With Dr. Pepper

March 26, 2008 By:
Axl Rose Teams Up With Dr. Pepper

Surprise! Axl Rose is still alive! Everyone who had careers in the 80's is making a comeback, so why our favorite Ginger? Dr. Pepper is granting everyone in the United States a free can of pop if Axl releases Chinese Democracy this year. Here's what the spokesman had to say about the deal:

"It took a little patience for us to perfect Dr Pepper's special mix of 23 ingredients, so we completely understand and empathize with Axl's question for the perfect album."

Who is whoring out more for this? Axl or Dr. Pepper? Weird combo.

UPDATE: Axl just posted the following statement on his official website:

"We are surprised and very happy to have the support of Dr Pepper with our album Chinese Democracy, as, for us, this came totally out of the blue."