All the Things Beyoncé Could've Been Thinking About at This Basketball Game

November 6, 2014 By:
All the Things Beyoncé Could've Been Thinking About at This Basketball Game
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Beyoncé and Jay Z sat courtside at a Brooklyn Nets basketball game earlier this week. No breaking news here, right? Just two superstars attending a basketball game on a Monday night… Also keep in mind Jay owns a share of the Brooklyn Nets. 

But things got pretty weird. Bey and Jay were having some sort of animated conversation (why didn't they teach us to read lips in school?), then Bey looks away with a glazed over look in her eye and starts swaying from side-to-side like a lifeless creature. 

What the heck is going on here? Is she high? Is she just tired? Dancing to the music in her own head?

We have some hypotheses on what could be going on in Beyoncé's head:

 

Beyoncé was just singing the two new songs on her deluxe album.

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The deluxe edition of Beyoncé is dropping in a few weeks, with two new songs "7/11" and "Ring Off". The new tracks are so damn good she can't get them out of her head.

 

Bey and Jay smoked a little doobie before heading to the game.

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Mommy and daddy needed a night to themselves. No Blue; she's with the babysitter. Hey, why not smoke up a bit?

 

Beyoncé actually hates basketball and she's bored out of her damn mind.

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No, she's not crazy. She's BORED. "These men. They're just chasing a ball back and forth. I. Cannot. Be. Bothered."

 

Beyoncé is a human being like the rest of us and she was tired.

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OMG shocker! She's a human being! She gets sleep-deprived too.

 

Okay wait. Let's be real. She's not human. No human can be THIS #FLAWLESS.

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