For guys, Valentine's Day is a minefield of exploding hearts and Rose-tinted IED's. For women, it is a time of poorly stifled expectation and overwhelming disappointment. It brings all the ups and downs of a shitty, pink-and-red themed rollercoaster. Don't worry, young Lovers of the World! Uncle Stereotude is here to make sure everybody gets through this thing with a palatable balance of emotional validation and poonanny. Everyone's a winner at Stereotude!
First things first, guys, here's a golden rule: even if a girl says she doesn't care about Valentine's Day, she cares about Valentine's Day. Yeah, it's a made-up corporate holiday with little actual meaning, but nobody likes being left out and everybody likes to feel appreciated. So do something.
Don't end up like this lonely K-pop Star:
...or this K-pop Star...
Be Like THIS K-pop Star...
You don't need to make it perfect and blow her away:
You just need to show her that you're trying and she'll be like:
You never know what might happen. A little effort goes a long way. Let Adam Levine and Rihanna tell you: