Soundtrack: Paula Deen is a Racist

June 24, 2013 By:

If those famous, butter-soaked pancakes you’ve been serving up to your family every Sunday tasted a little sour this weekend, it's because you have been using Paula Deen’s recipe.

As of the end of this month, the cholesterol-packing tycoon will no longer appear on her regular Food Network programming. The reason is not her unpopular and outdated ways of food prep, it's because of her unpopular and outdated ways of viewing society... yes, Paula Deen is a racist, people.

During a deposition in May, Dean admitted to using the N-word in the past. In the time since this information was made public, the metaphoric, lard-drenched piecrust has been hitting the fan—important bullet points of which include a statement from the network about her contract termination and a teary apology from the bigot herself.

While it’s unlikely Deen will be able to grease her way out of this cluster she's created, here’s a playlist to accompany you through the heartburn.