Britney Spears May Postpone 'Femme Fatale' Tour

You'll have to wait even longer to not see Britney Spears on her Femme Fatale tour.

Spears told her management to push the tour dates ready because she's not ready. A source told The Sun, "She's a perfectionist and wants everything to be better than ever before."

What's there to get ready for? Strap on a headset mic, get a bunch of dancers to distract from your stupor, and get it over with. The tour, originally set to begin in Sacramento on June 17, is now rumored to be delayed until September.

I guess this means we can expect more Kevin Federline babies, rumors of Sam Lufti, and Jackass stunts in the coming weeks. Because apparently, she's not getting enough press already, that she has to threaten to postpone her entire tour.

"She is having to compete with other huge female stars such as Rihanna and Lady Gaga now so wants to step the show up."

Well, the only way that's going to happen is if she learns to sing. And I don't see that happening by September.

After Enrique Iglesias bailed, Spears is still looking for an opening act. Rebecca Black, anyone?