R&B videos are extraordinary. Through arduous on-screen labor, artists go above and beyond to pack on the cheese factor. Does it always make sense? Hell no. But it feels pretty good regardless. Here's an easy-to-follow guide if you want to have the next hit video in the world of R&B.
1. Choose a futuristic setting. The more lasers, the better.
2. If you take a bath, be really sad about it.
3. Always remember: silhouettes are awesome.
4. Add a big booty.
5. Show that big booty that she’s appreciated.
6. Add a Jacuzzi. No… a Jacuzzi on a yacht.
7. Use black-and-white flashbacks to help get the point across.
8. Keep telling yourself this isn’t ridiculous.
9. Get undressed. If you’re not naked by the end of the video, something seriously went wrong.
10. Call your friends and tell them how good you did.