Enrique Iglesias: I Have 'The Smallest Penis in the World'

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Tonight I'm f-ckin' you….if I can find my penis.

Pop heartthrob Enrique Iglesias admitted he has the "smallest penis in the world." So now we know why Anna Kournikova was so good on the court. The woman was sexually frustrated.

During a concert in Sydney on Tuesday night, Iglesias brought a bunch of people onstage and decided to reveal the size of his dong:

"What does Spanish good looks have to do with the size of your penis? Maybe I have the Spanish looks but I have the smallest penis in the world. I’m serious." Enrique continued: "I'd change my penis if I could. It's way, way, way too small. I can never find extra-small condoms."

I honestly don't know whether to laugh or cry.  This the saddest thing I've heard a pop star admit since Lady Gaga said she went bankrupt. Iglesias talked to his fans about other intimate details of his life:

"I grew up with a lot of my friends and all of them lost their virginity with hookers, not that there’s anything wrong with that. They had to pay for it. I wanted to wait for the right girl so I waited until I was 25."

He then changed his story within seconds and claims he was actually 17 when he lost his virginity:

"I was nervous as sh-t the first time.

Usually the first time is not the best. Let me be honest, I was 17-and-a-half, I was so nervous. It lasted ten seconds."

Awe, don't worry Enrique. Women don't care about size. It's what you do with it, right ladies?

"I don’t even last eight minutes now."

Alright, I tried. You're on your own, Enrique.