Guns N' Roses Are Officially Back

Wow, what a week of comebacks. First New Kids, then Ace of Base, and now Guns N' Roses. After fourteen whole years in the making, Guns N' Roses finally made a deal with Geffen to finalize the release of their upcoming record Chinese Democracy.

But now we'll have to wait even longer since the band is fighting with their label over rights and money. Yeah, duh. They probably don't have any left! They're going to have to squeeze every last drop out of this deal to make up for not working for ten years!

Rumor has it that a reality show is also in the works for Axl and the boys. As if Bret Michaels Rock of Love isn't enough. Now we'll have the honor of watching these washed up douches try and find fake love.