Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag better find herself a backup career, because she is not going to cut it as a singer! She released her first album this week, Superficial, and it has only sold 1000 copies.

Sources tell Us Weekly there have only been 658 downloads since the record was released. As Hollyscoop previously reported, Heidi mentioned that "within the first week, we will definitely make our money back."

She had told EW, "I put every dollar I have into this. I've spent over $1 million, almost $2 million, on this album. It's cost as much or more than a Britney Spears album because I wanted it to be that quality... The songs will make an impact in pop history."

That’s the problem with her and husband Spencer Pratt—they're under this deranged impression that the world views them as real celebrities with true talent. Not only is Heidi an awful singer, but the plastic surgery nonsense hasn’t done anything for her credibility. Sadly, this is probably just the beginning of a very long downfall for the both of them.