Grimes, a.k.a. Claire Boucher corroborated the news by throwing up an illuminati hand sign on Tumblr with the caption "I have joined the x men" written underneath. It is yet to be confirmed what her special power will be, but Stereotude's guess is that it will be selling a f*ckload of records next year.
Jay Z Signs Grimes in Evil Bid to Take Over the World
"Aspiring warrior poet" and Canadian hipster-pop icon Grimes has signed to Jay-Z's Roc Nation management, as announced in the tweet below.
After recanting the misogynistic tones of his earlier works, an enlightened Jay-Z has accrued a near monopoly on hipster girl power recently, with M.IA, Santigold, and Haim all calling Roc Nation home. Those in the know are speculating that Mr. Carter is undertaking a dastardly plan to vacuum up competition for his wife Beyoncé in the wake of her album release. There has been no comment from Grimes' camp on this accusation.