Jennifer Lopez Shakes Her Booty on American Idol Season 10 Finale

May 26, 2011 By:

Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt. It is so big. No seriously Becky, come watch American Idol, J.Lo is doing this weird thing with her ass.

On last night’s finale of AI, my mom’s favorite judge, Jennifer Lopez, graced the stage with a performance from her backside.

Her husband, Marc Anthony, performed a song in Spanish (I forgot that Marc Anthony was famous for being a singer first and not for being J.Lo’s husband. Boy can sang!) and midway through the performance some unknown dancer in white appears on stage with her back to the audience.

Who could it be?! It can’t possibly be the wife of Marc Anthony and judge on American Idol, Jennifer Lopez! Cross-promotional American Idol synergy, you got me again!

Lopez is dressed to the nines in this hairy white ensemble that looks like a shi tzu puppy flat ironed it’s hair, or a platinum blonde ‘My Little Pony’, or a special edition long haired furby (I could go on but this story is supposed to be about J.Lo and not the wooly mammoth she was wearing. Woops).

J.Lo then proceeds to shake what her mama gave her for approximately 15 seconds while the American Idol audience screams in ecstasy. Have you ever counted to 15 while a pop star shook her behind on national television? It’s a long time.

Sorry 'bout it, Kim Kardashian and Nicki Minaj, but Jennifer Lopez has been doing the butt thing since before you could talk.