Justin Bieber made a non-belieber out of all that “personal footage” that was “stolen” from his “computer” and his “camera” and WHAT IS REAL ANYMORE?!
Turns out all the controversy surrounding the leaked videos from Justin’s extorter on Twitter, the ever-elusive @gexwy, was all just a giant PR prank: Justin is Gexwy, Gexwy is Justin and it’s all very Jim Carrey funny in an Einhorn is Finkle, Finkle is Einhorn way.
The Biebs pulls one over all of us (all of us who thought we were so above his music are having an especially humbling moment right now), using the release of his new single “Beauty And A Beat” to dress this publicity stunt in music video clothing. Honestly, what ever happened to the innocence and integrity of a Justin Bieber music video? Is nothing sacred anymore?
In an excuse to get the Biebs in a wet tank top, the Believe musician tag teams with rapper Nicki Minaj in a water park, frolicking/choreographed dancing in pools of water that the smarter extras are probably trying to sell on eBay right now. It’s like the PG-13 rated version of that Project X—a home video recording of a sick party, bro! that features girls in bikinis, waterslides, inflatable pool toys, and ping pong tables minus the red cups of beer.
There’s also a part during Nicki’s verse where Justin grinds all up on the Barbz biting his bottom lip as he body rolls all up on that like an earnest pre-teen at his first middle school dance. I wish I could tell you this was a prank too, but it is not.