While Justin Bieber’s paternity suit was just days away from someone finally capitalizing on the too-perfect irony of Justin’s first single being titled “Baby” and Justin now stuck in the middle of some baby daddy drama, Jimmy Fallon just unveiled a hilarious Justin Bieber parody video.
Quick backstory, Justin Bieber was accused by some 20-year-old chick that Bieber knocked her up when he was 16 in the back of the Staples Center and while this is probably so untrue it still means we can’t laugh at it. I mean, a Bieber baby? C’mon.
Last night on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon, Mr. Fallon himself donned the Bieber wig, some Nike dunks, a snapback hat, and a leather jacket and did his best impression of the popstar in a parody version of Justin’s song Baby, appropriately (or inappropriately, depending on how you feel about paternity lawsuits) titled, “(It’s Not My) Baby.”
Instead of Justin’s usual chorus of “Baby, Baby, Baby, Ohhh,” Fallon sang, “It’s not my Baby, Baby, Baby Ohhh”
Some of Fallons best lines include, “You say I didn’t use protection/I only lasted thirty seconds/But that’s not true, that’s a lie/It was more like forty-five.”
Jimmy Fallon: 1 Justin Bieber: 0
Then the best part, Black Thought of Jimmy’s house band, The Roots, walks onstage to do the “Ludacris” rap from the song.
He joke raps “When I was 16, I had my first sex” and then later, “She wants my DNA, now I gotta go on the Maury Povich show/ Now she makes me feel crappy/I got to deny flatly/ I aint that babby’s daddy.”
This video also proves that Jimmy Fallon is really good at pop n locking.
While this spoof didn’t include the Biebs himself, probably because Bieber is too busy trying to distract us with a Christmas album, Bieber and Fallon have teamed up in the past for other lets-make-fun-of-Bieber-why-not videos.
Fallon once played the older version of Bieber in a spoof of his new fragrance, “Someday” where they wondered aloud what Justin Bieber will look “someday.” Cue Jimmy Fallon dressed as “grown up” Bieber. Hilarity ensues.
Also, Bieber once recorded a version of him singing Michael Jackson’s classic hit, “Billie Jean.” If you aren’t familiar, Billie Jean is a song written by Michael Jackson about a woman who claims that Michael Jackson fathered her child to which MJ sings, “She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son.”
Oh Bieber if only you knew before you recorded that cover. Tsk Tsk.