We Joined the Church of Yeezianity. You Can Too.

January 17, 2014 By:
We Joined the Church of Yeezianity. You Can Too.

Are you feeling lost? Looking for salvation? The staff of Stereotude walked into the office this morning like lost sheep looking for a flock. And then, as if by divine providence, the clouds parted and a path was cleared. From the heavens came a thunderous voice, and it said to us, "Join the Church of Yeezianity". 

"What is the Church of Yeezianity?" We hear you ask. Oh, sweet lamb, all will be revealed in due time. Yeezianity is: "An anonymous group who believes that the one who calls himself Yeezus is the highest living human being and he will help to usher in a New Age of Humanity."

"We are called Ye'ciples," the doctrine goes on, "Our membership is entirely anonymous and non-exclusive." As we walked towards the dual domed Temple of Kimzass, we knew we had found our calling.

You too can join us. You too can find your salvation.