Ke$ha has lived a full life. You don’t wear blotched eye make up like that at the enlightened age of 25 unless you’ve been through some shit, okay?
The “Die Young” pop star is releasing an illustrated memoir of her “thoughts and reflections” complemented by photographs starting with her Tennessee childhood and leading up to her Get Sleazy concert world tour. And I thought the “pictures” in this memoir meant it was going to be a coloring book…way to get our hopes up Ke$ha!
It’s titled My Crazy Beautiful Life and if this is really the authentic Ke$ha memoir we’re lead to believe it is, then it better be complete with a chapter just on vodka recipes, two typos per paragraph, and greasy fingerprint smudges from In-N-Out cheeseburgers on all the pages.
In a statement, the pop singer-songwriter says:
“In less than three years I’ve gone from being the worst waitress in L.A. to living out my childhood dreams of singing my songs to people all over the world. Sometimes, it feels as if the last few years have encompassed a few decades. You might have heard my voice on the radio, seen me onstage and on the red carpet, or in a music video, but that’s only a part of the story. In these pages, I’m revealing a more complete picture of what my life is really like. It’s not all glamorous and it’s not all pretty, but it’s all real.”
Ke$ha just wants us to get to know the girl behind the future A.A. member, though I’m $ure thi$ ha$ nothing to do with $ome viable payday what$over either.
The “book” is out on November 20. Her second album Warrior follows weeks later on December 4.