Kelly Clarkson: I Want to Punch Adele in the Face

October 21, 2011 By:
Kelly Clarkson: I Want to Punch Adele in the Face

Kelly Clarkson might be a drunk. I suspect this from two things: 1) She says she wants to punch Adele and 2) She stalks Miranda Lambert when she's intoxicated. Let's explain.

Kelly is so jealous of Adele's career and how talented she is that Kelly wants to "punch Adele in the face," which is a very normal reaction for someone who sells more albums than you.

Kelly jokes, "I want to punch Adele in the face! She is just too good. I saw the BRIT Awards and I was just bawlin', just watching her on YouTube, in a little box this big."

However, despite her love/hate relationship with Adele she says the woman she idolizes is Miranda Lambert aka the country singer and wife of The Voice judge Blake Shelton.

"Miranda is one of my favorites. Have I thought about collaborating with her? Uhhh – I might think about it every day! I run into her all the time and I swear to God she thinks I'm stalking her and she hates me. Every time I run into her, usually I'm intoxicated and I'm slurring, 'We need to sing a song!' at her. She says she wants to do it, but every time she has an album coming out, I do too, so we're both way too busy. Or she's just sidestepping me, I don't know, haha."

Just a hunch, Lambert might be "sidestepping" you because you drunkenly shout collaboration requests at her. Just a hunch.

Though Kelly insists she's just a regular girl since "being normal" is kind of Kelly's schtick, meaning that she doesn't wear leotards, doesn't have a weave, and doesn't change her hair color as quickly as regular people change their nail polish (I'm looking at you Nicki Minaj, Katy Perry, and Lady Gaga).

I think I'm not unattainable," she reflects. "A lot of stars are, but you have a friend like me – I promise!"

Kelly opens up to UK paper The Guardian about why she's so normal and why she never wanted fame.

"My goal was just to be a backup singer – I never intended to be in front. But then my apartment in LA burned down and I had to move home, I had no money and I had to sleep in my car for three days. I just auditioned for this thing that said they'd pay you, and it happened to be American Idol. I didn't go into it thinking this would happen; I went into it thinking it might pay my electric bill."

She's just a "ballsy, Texan, sarcastic asshole." Her words, not mine.