Lady Gaga goes to the bathroom in a trashbin. For normal humans, this is bizarre behavior and only acceptable if you were incredibly intoxicated and locked in a room with no windows, no doors and only a trash bin. For Lady Gaga, peeing in a waste paper basket is just next step in the evolution of her crazy. You can only wear meat dresses for so long.
In an interview with on the “Chatty Man” TV talk show Lady Gaga admits that she sometimes has to pee in the trash can in her dressing room because her elaborate outfits take too much time to get in and out of, or she’s too lazy or too naked to walk down the hall to the actual restroom.
“I do quite often pee in the dressing room, in the trash can.” Admits the singer, “Me and my dustbin have a very important relationship.”
Lady Gaga just has a mad case of penis envy.
“It would have been an interesting photo today because I had a big pink bow on, and I was over the trash can. The bathroom is down the hall, and I was naked. It was just me, my bow and my nakedness,” says Gaga.
She says that if she went to the bathroom during shows and during costume changes she would be late getting back up onstage. She said she’d have to change her name to “Latey Gaga.”
“The bathroom is down the hall and you must get redressed. So I said: "F*** it!
Otherwise, I'd be Latey GaGa,” says the popstar.
Latey Gaga? I just want to quit this story right now.
After the interview, the host of the Chatty Man show, Alan Carr tweeted at the singer, “Thanks so much @ladygaga for coming on @chattyman – you were amazing and I forgive you for pi—ing in my bin!!”
Since nobody told Gaga that urine stories are fun for no-one, back in August Lady Gaga was doing a photo shoot with Terry Richardson and says that it was beautiful when Terry snapped a photo of Gaga peeing in a cup.
Terry photographed Gaga “peeing in a cup” and Gaga says, “I didn’t hold anything back from Terry. He was with me every minute, every moment. He has photographs of me waking up in the morning, brushing my teeth, in the bathroom, in the bathtub…Terry thinks everything is so beautiful.”
Lady Gaga should just stick to dressing like an alien tranny and changing out her weave every day. All this “pee” talk is just TMI.