Lil Wayne is Not Dead (Again)

December 17, 2013 By:
Every few months, Lil Wayne dies. Then he becomes un-dead. Not in a zombie sort of way, but in a 'You got hoaxed' sort of way. Earlier today, a video titled "R.I.P. - Rapper Lil Wayne Found Dead" began circulating through social media, sending a ripple of panic throughout the blogosphere thanks to a feature of the video that required watchers to share it before they could view it. Sneaky! The rumor was rebuffed by those close to the source at the first opportunity, but not before Wayne's more gullible fans began writing their eulogies. 
This differs from the last time Weezy died in that, this time, there aren't even any reports of him being in the hospital or experiencing the mysterious bouts of pseudo-epileptic seizures he admitted to suffering from earlier this year. 
We here at Stereotude are gonna come out and confirm this as A HOAX.  Go about your day, people! Weezy ain't mad, though, he's used to it. He told Power 106 earlier this year: "They gon' probably come out tomorrow and say something else that ain't true. That's what they do. The truth isn't good enough for them, so they gotta twist everything up."
It seems that there is no amount of purple drank in the world that could fell our diminutive alien leader.  Tunechi lives another day.
(Via Spin)