Shock rocker Marilyn Manson claims he's been diagnosed with swine flu.
Manson announced the news via his Celebrity Myspace blog account earlier this week. He wrote, "So I have officially been diagnosed, by a real doctor, with THE SWINE FLU," he wrote.
"I know everyone will suggest that fucking a pig is how this disease was obtained. However, the doctor said, my past choices in women have in no way contributed to me acquiring this mysterious sickness.
"Unfortunately, I am going to survive."
Manson is currently on tour, but he hasn't mentioned whether or not the flu will result in any cancellations. Maybe he's doing it for press?