Marilyn Manson Diagnosed With Swine Flu

Shock rocker Marilyn Manson claims he's been diagnosed with swine flu.

Manson announced the news via his Celebrity Myspace blog account earlier this week. He wrote, "So I have officially been diagnosed, by a real doctor, with THE SWINE FLU," he wrote.

"I know everyone will suggest that fucking a pig is how this disease was obtained. However, the doctor said, my past choices in women have in no way contributed to me acquiring this mysterious sickness.

"Unfortunately, I am going to survive."

Manson is currently on tour, but he hasn't mentioned whether or not the flu will result in any cancellations. Maybe he's doing it for press?