Watch these tiny and adorable German children cover a Rammstein song. Sure, they look harmless now, but in two or three years they'll be chugging goat's blood out of a human skull.
It's not just a German thing, apparently. This American kid below wails on Ozzy Osbourne's "Crazy Train." He's now the youngest long-haul truck driver in Maryland:
Wait a minute... It turns out this thing is a worldwide phenomenon. Watch these pint-sized Korean punkers get down. They'll make bulgogi out of your brains:
Do you feel like a 'lil pansy yet? Okay, cool, because you will after watching this little girl destroy a guitar solo. Sure, she'll beg you to buy her a bunny for Christmas. Then she'll burn it at the stake and use it to summon Beelzebub.
Metal lives on in the black hearts of the youth.