Michael Jackson Working on Comeback

Hide your kiddies, whacko Jacko is making a comeback. Michael Jackson has reportedly put his personal life on hold as he prepares to make a triumphant comeback.

Jacko has apparently banned his kids from his Las Vegas studio so he can concentrate on recording tracks for his new album.

A source tells the New York Post, "Michael is producing the album himself and has banned his kids from the recording studio. He realizes this is very important and doesn't want any distractions.

"He's not going to be involved in any personal relationships with women until he gets this record done. He's dumped the nanny - she's not around any more."

We'll believe it when we see it!