Last night, the Billboard Awards were broadcast across millions of screens, which means millions of people were treated to what turned out to be a pretty exciting night. Still, some moments during the presentation felt, well… inappropriate.
Here are eight things you can get away with at the Billboard Awards, but definitely nowhere else.
1. Kicking people in the face.
2. Standing on furniture.
3. Wearing this jacket.
4. Wearing this jacket.
5. Giving dirty and amazing lap dances for all your friends to see.
6. Drinking whiskey out of a coffee mug, smoking indoors and in general just acting belligerent — aka being Kid Rock.
7. Not wearing any shoes in public.
8. Kung fu fighting with your colleagues.