Breaking News: Miley Remains Clothed in Photo Shoot!

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Breaking News: Miley Remains Clothed in Photo Shoot!
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Perpetual controversy cyclone Miley Cyrus has stunned critics once more, this time by keeping her clothes on. 

The American public is now so used to the sight of her nipples that they greedily expect at least one nip slip per week.

Always one step ahead of the curve, Miley's latest move has left the people clambering for more Miley.

Ms. Cyrus celebrated becoming the new face of Marc Jacobs by looking absolutely miserable about having to remain clothed.

Don't worry, Miley, tomorrow's another day and another opportunity to "offend us" by "celebrating your sexuality."

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