Finally. Now babies too can enjoy the wonders of Nickelback’s impressive catelog of music, from the cocaine anthem "Rockstar" to the severely depressing "Far Away." For the low, low price of $16.98 ($11.99 for downloadable version) Lullaby Renditions of Nickelback offers the hits, after the hits have been squeezed through a Joe Scruggs filter.
The album is available now via Rockabye Baby!, a company that “transforms rock favorites into beautiful instrumental lullabies. Guitars and drums are traded for xylophones and bells, and the volume is turned down from an eleven to a two. Tonight, the cradle will rock.”
And if that’s not enough cheese for your Wednesday morning, here's the album description:
“Baby’s cries making you wish a hero would save you? Fear not, parents, for these peaceful renditions of Nickelback’s best-loved songs will remind you what quiet sounds like. This is your child’s very own lullaby.”
Warning, you may be cooed into an eternal slumber.
(via Consequence of Sound)