Kim Kardashian "broke the Internet" this week with her nude cover shoot for Paper Magazine.
But, wait. Didn't Nicki Minaj already break the Internet back in July with her "Anaconda" cover art?
Ugh, of course. How could we forget those perfectly round butt cheeks swallowing that barely-there pink thong?
But who won? Who really broke the Internet with their massive derriere?
According to a Google Trends analysis, Nicki Minaj is the bootyful winner. Nicki's round butt was Google searched an exponential amount of times more than Kim Kardashian's.
Congrats, Nicki. You reign as the booty queen.
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