Paris Turns Down Broadway Role

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First of all…WTF are these people thinking? Paris Hilton + Broadway should never be in the same sentence. Paris was offered a role in Chicago playing Roxie Hart in London's West End, but she declined. Not because she can't really sing, but because she's "too busy."

She says, "We did some rehearsals, but then I found out it was six days a week for a couple of months. I was flattered, but with my schedule, there was no way I could fit it in."

Um, helllllooooo?!! Anyone home? Of course it's six days a week! That's why Broadway roles are of a much higher caliber than reality television roles!