Clay Aiken: Rihanna Has Some Pitch Problems

March 29, 2012 By:
Clay Aiken: Rihanna Has Some Pitch Problems

Oh sheesh y’all, Clay Aiken doesn’t think Rihanna can sing.

The former American Idol star appeared on Andy Cohen’s show, “Watch What Happens Live” and the shows host asked the hot-button question, “What current pop singer do you think wouldn’t make it past the first round of ‘American Idol?’”

While Clay Aiken fought back the urge to say, “All of them,” he stopped, thought for a moment and said, “there are too many of them,” and then added, “I stopped listening to them because they can’t sing.”

Ouch! Boom! Burn! You just got dissed by Clay Aiken, everyone!

Anyways, he then had some not-so-pleasant words for Rihanna.

“Rihanna has some pitch problems, for sure,” says Aiken.

So, Clay Aiken thinks Rihanna would even make it to Hollywood week if she auditioned for American Idol.

If Rihanna auditioned for Idol - J.Lo would say something like, “You are such a beautiful girl…but it’s a no for me,” and then Randy would be like, “it’s a no for me too, dawwgg. It was a little pitchy, dawwwg,” and then Steven Tyler would flip his hair feathers around and try to mate with her.

Clay also played a round of Marry, Screw, Kill with the American Idol dudes. Clays answers? He wants to kill Simon Cowell, screw Ryan Seacrest, and marry Randy Jackson.

He also admitted to having his “chin done.”

“I had surgery on my jaw for a TMJ disorder thing, and I had them suck the fat out of my chin while they were in there,” says Clay, “I was like, ‘You know what, while I’m already down, go ahead and take the vacuum in there and suck the fat out of my chin.”