These two are totally boning. Say what you want about Chris Brown but Rihanna has taken him back, and you know how I know? Because they wrote a song about it. They wrote a raunchy song that is totally NSFW, and here are the lyrics.
Chris Brown sings to Rihanna about how he wants her “birthday cake,” you figure out what it means.
“Girl, I wanna f-ck you right now,” Chris Brown sings in his opening lines. So yeah, the rumors that they are hooking up? Totally true.
The rest of Chris’ lyrics are: “Been a long time/I been missin your body/Lemme Lemme turn the lights down/When I, when I go down it’s a private party/ooh ooh, it’s not even her birthday/but I wanna lick the icing off/Give it to her in the worst way/Can’t wait to blow her candles off.”
These two were rumored to be working on this track together and were even spotted spending time in the studio together. It looks like these rumors are so true.
Obviously they’ve got a new song out together, and I don’t know about you, but it’s obvious that these two are headed back together if they aren’t already. Chris Brown must be really missing Rihanna’s “birthday cake” HEYO…did you see what I did there?
Also, because we’ve got time, here are Rihanna’s lyrics in the “Birthday Cake” song, which don’t do anything to dispel their romance rumors.
“Remember how you did it, remember how you did it. If you still wanna kiss it, come come and get it/put a candle on my muthaf-ckin back, baby blow it/Daddy make a wish, put this cake in your face…”
So aside from illustrating how Rihanna is a freak…I feel like I’m quoting R.Kelly lyrics and therefore I’m going to stop. Moral of the story: Rihanna and Chris Brown made a raunchy song together and it’s proof that they are probably lovers, if not lovers then at least casual “friends with benefits” type situation. Either way, #TeamBreezy just gained like a million more followers.