Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber graced onlookers with an impromptu musical duet. Well, it was just karaoke.
The couple hit up Lucky Strike in Downtown LA and performed the Kid Rock/Sheryl Crow duet “Picture” during a Karaoke session. Selena attempted her best country twang but Justin never knew when it was his turn to sing and is about 10+ years and one puberty away from being able to croon like Kid Rock.
Watching them perform Karaoke reinforces two of my commonly held beliefs that a) pop stars should never let an audience hear them without Auto-tune and b) sober Karaoke is both boring and not fun for anyone.
Since these two are both like fetuses, they left the swanky bowling alley before midnight, but not before sharing a passionate embrace and kiss. Selena Gomez really needs to stop giving 13 year-old-girls more reasons to hate her.