Today, all is right in the world because Snoop
Dogg Lion Dogg is rapping about Hot Pockets. The roof-of-mouth-charring treats are the subject of the artist’s latest song “You Got What I Eat,” a parody of Biz Markie’s “Just a Friend.”
Released in association with Hot Pockets, a video for the track arrived today and will surely help unload even more piles of the meat pocket miracles on the stoner population of the world.
Kate Upton stars in the video, which takes place in a flying sheep rainbow dreamland where she has to decide which part of the Hot Pocket—the meat, the cheese or the crust—is most deserving of her love. Also, because why the hell not, Bow Wow, Oliver Cooper, KevJumba and Larry King show up for good measure.
“You wanna bake with me?” the rapper-turned-Rastafarian asks. Yes, Snoop. Yes, of course we do.