British boy band One Direction appeared on the latest cover of Seventeen magazine where each divulged “their most revealing interviews ever.” Again, because I know it’s hard to read when Liam, Harry, Louis, Niall, and Zayn are staring straight into your eyes—hey, look over here, I’m still talking!—deciphering letters to create sounds in the shape of words are hard. I’m here for you.
The five band member spread starts with Harry fielding Qs on his dating life. “I think she should act normal,” Harry says about his ideal girl. “I like nice people. Just funny and nice. I would just want to get to know her and she would want to get to know me.” See, Harry, just wants a normal girl, ladies. And, for the record, no, that drool on your chin doesn’t make you look normal, babe.
A famous female who does fit all these characteristics? Taylor Swift. Apparently the country pop star is on his Hot List. “She honestly couldn’t be a sweeter person,” he says of his crush. “She’s genuinely nice and extremely talented, and she deserves everything she has.” How sweet. But Harry does have a naughty side when he admits Rihanna’s another hot toddy catching his eye, saying she’s “like the ultimate crush you would be scared of if you met.” Beware, 1D. Rihanna could crush all five of you with her left hand.
On the guy’s side, OD is getting some attention from New Orleans Saints quarterback Drew Brees in a new Pepsi commercial. It’s part of Pepsi’s “Live for Now” campaign which features other headliners like Nicki Minaj and Katy Perry, except this one has a sense of humor.